Showing posts with label Doritos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doritos. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Please Don't Ever Eat This



This is why America is fat. I won't drone on and on about why this is so terrible--except to mention that I calculated roughly 1000 calories per serving, not including the soda that will undoubtedly accompany this "meal." I also won't link to the original blog that I found it on--due to the blogger's code that I assume is probably a real thing and has similar rules to say "bro code." I will, however, mention that this was re-pinned on Pinterest at least 4 times that I could see, so you KNOW people are eating this crap. 


I guess there is no real point to this post except to say PLEASE DON'T EVER EAT THIS. 


If you want Doritos, eat Doritos--just understand that they are a treat and have virtually no nutritional value (unless you live life by Encino Man's food groups). If you want tacos, eat tacos. If you want a baked casserole, eat a casserole. But you really shouldn't ever want (or make) a Doritos Taco Bake.  Ever.


I'm not saying that if you find this appetizing you're a disgusting, gluttonous, probably smelly, weirdo (I would never SAY that)-- just have some self control. I've never been a huge fan of Doritos anyway, but I'll equate this to my love of cheese. I would LOVE to eat a whole baguette and wheel of brie cheese in one sitting but I won't because its just not right. This "meal" is just not right. 


Venting is now complete. 


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